3012 SCHOOL REOPENS.

SPRING CLEAN, THOUGH THERE'S NOTHING TO CLEAN. WARD OFF BAD LUCK, I THINK THAT'S THE MAIN PURPOSE, COZ THE TABLE'S REALLY DUST FREE, WELL, EXCEPT THE TEACHER'S TABLE, THAT IS.

(:

SCHOOL REOPENING RESOLUTION:

1) I MUST LEARN TO LIKE MY FORM TEACHER
1a) AND HIGHER CHINESE LANGUAGE.
Well, I'm sorry to say that Resolution No. 1 is highly difficult to achieve.

2) I MUST LEARN TO LIKE MY ENGLISH TEACHER
2a) AND ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
Resolution No. 2 is highly impossible too, since the teacher said she will pick on those who came from 2C'05.

3) I MUST LEARN TO LIKE MY MATHEMATICS TEACHER
3a) AND MATHEMATICS.
I'll try, but I hate Maths.

4) I MUST LEARN TO LIKE MY ADVANCE MATHEMATICS TEACHER
4a) AND ADVANCE MATHEMATICS.
The teachers for Maths and A. Maths, well, they should be the same person. okay, but how to survive A. Maths if I hate E. Maths? Interesting.

5) I MUST LEARN TO LIKE MY LITERATURE IN ENGLISH TEACHER
5a) AND LITERATURE IN ENGLISH.
Well, I hope my Literature teacher will make Literature wonderful, coz in the first place, I would never have chosen Literature... If I had a choice.

6) I MUST LEARN TO LIKE MY ELECTIVE GEOGRAPHY TEACHER
6a) AND ELECTIVE GEOGRAPHY.
I don't mind Mrs Sherwood, I hope it'll be Mrs Sherwood, if not, let's have someone nicer.

7) I MUST LEARN TO LIKE MY BIOLOGY TEACHER
7a) AND BIOLOGY.
Should be no problem, coz it's Ms Elaine Lim. And I love disecting frogs. Waha!

8) I MUST LEARN TO LIKE MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER
8a) AND CHEMISTRY.
I heard my favourite Chemistry teacher's leaving, well, don't know if it's true, hmm... But I've never liked the ions and electrons all the same.

9) I MUST LEARN TO LIKE MY CLASSMATES
9a) AND MY FRIENDS.
This will have to wait.

9) I MUST LEARN TO DO ALL THE ABOVE
9a) UNLESS I WANT TO DIE DURING 'O' LEVELS.
So it seems like I've got no choice. i'm a pathetic soul. Boo hoo!

OKAY, LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT GETTING THE As AND STUFF, COZ EC IS SO TOUGH, PEOPLE EVEN GOT 0.

Ooh, it's GLITTER.

TWINKLE TWINKLE TWINKLE.

Hahaha.

SPARKLY TWINKLING GLITTER.

I'm proud of my HANDICRAFT.

Hahaha.

The VIOLIN TWINKLES too!
The SKULL TWINKLES too!

Hahaha.

THIS IS SO DAMN LAME.

But still, I'M SO PROUD OF MY GLITTERWORKS!

One more thing to add:
TSUNAMI STRUCK ON 26/12.
2 + 6 + 1 + 2 = 11

SOMETHING REALLY INTERESTING...
and spooky.

1) 'New York City' has 11 letters.
2) 'Afghanistan' has 11 letters.
3) 'Ramsin Yuseb' (the terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
4) 'George W Bush' has 11 letters.

NAH, SO WHAT? MERE COINCIDENCE?

1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers.
-> 9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
-> 6+5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known.
-> 9 + 1+ 1 = 11
6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911.
-> 9 + 1 + 1 = 11

SHEER COINCIDENCE? Read on and make up your own mind:

1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254.
-> 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.
-> 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004.
-> 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11
4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.
-> 9 + 1 + 1 = 11

NOW THIS IS WHEN THINGS GET COINCIDENTALLY EERIE...

The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Qur'an, the Islamic holy book:

"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace."

This verse is number 9.11 of the Qur'an. Remember 9 + 1 + 1 = 11?

STILL UNCONVINCED? YOU'RE SURE A HARD ONE.

NOW TRY THIS:

1) Open Microsoft Word
2) Type in capitals Q33 NY (this is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers).
3) Highlight the Q33 NY.
4) Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS.
5) Enlarge.

AND THERE, YOU GOT IT. :)

Once bitten, twice shy,
Twice bitten, never try.

What about people always talking about the SIGNIFICANT THREE? Isn't there supposed to be a 'thrice bitten'?

But of course, no one's gonna be so stupid as to get bitten THRICE.

BUT then again, most of the times, the THIRD will always be successful. Like in the story of The THREE Little Pigs. :)

English likes contradicting each other. Haha. >.<

You know what, I'm so happy that I didn't get bitten twice. :D
I got bitten once, but nevermind, coz the second time I tried, I got what I wanted. Yay!

Actually, no big deal for you. But anyway, I'm happy coz I succeeded. :) Who wouldn't if it concerns someone you like? Haha.

:) :) :) :) :) :) :)

(And you must be happy for me too, coz I dun usually get happy!)

Only two months have passed, well, I've DAMN LOW EQ (I believe it's 0), so... I'm glad it took only two months.

:D

And I realize I didn't have a nervous breakdown when I received that phone call, like I usually do, when I hear the phone ring. :)

I know you don't understand a word I'm saying, but nevermind, whatever happened's not really surprising, so I wouldn't bother blogging much about it. :)

HIYA. Don't force it anymore lah. Nice means nice; not nice means not nice lo. Force also no use what. Must got own unique style. Cannot be affected by what people say. People say nice then you must folow meh? People say not nice, then you must go and change your style meh? So not special.

HIYA. Don't want to do nice nice lah. I want to do it my own way, my style. Not nice then not nice lo. You see ar, you do nice nice people come; you do not nice, people go, then you will feel sad. So ar, it is better to do all your own way, so that people won't come and then later anti-climax your feelings.

HIYA. You know ar, when people say nice right, don't be happy, 'coz after awhile right, your nice becomes not nice then people go. Human gets sian so easily. They happy happy, they come. They happy happy, they go. They not happy, also go. HIYO, really don't understand people, you know.

HIYA. People everytime say look at things from different perspective. You see from the bright side. You do nice nice, people say nice, you happy, but after awhile, they don't care, you fall into depression. You do not nice, people won't say anything, so there's no need to use any bright side to view things. You see from the dark side, you do nice nice, people say nice, but then later they don't care, you feel sad, You do not nice, they also never care. So why bother forcing things to be nice?

HIYA. So, if cannot be nice, don't force it to be nice, coz things may will not turn out the way you wanted.

Singlish is nice. Haha.

I lied. Boo hoo.
But it was a white lie.

Okay, fine, it wasn't white, but it wasn't black either.

ohmygoditwasbloodybrillantybrilliant
ohmyfcukgodhorribleterriblevegetableandBLAH
ohmygoditwasbloodybrillantybrilliant
ohmyfcukgodhorribleterriblevegetableandBLAH
ohmygoditwasbloodybrillantybrilliant
ohmyfcukgodhorribleterriblevegetableandBLAH
shutup
youdon'ttellyourheadtoshutup
...

Yesterday's performance was BLOODY BRILLIANT
Yesterday's performance was BLOODY
The audience was awfully,horribly, terribly IMPRESSED
The audience was awfully, horribly, terribly UNIMPRESSED
They clapped so ENTHUSIASTICALLY
They clapped so UNENTHUSIASTICALLY
I can't believe we actually SURVIVED it
I can't believe we actually MADE it
We GAINED pride
We LOST pride
I LOVE our performance
I HATE our performance
It was LOVELY
It was DEADLY
... I give up

Ya, you should have done so earlier.
So like I said, it was deadly.
Not that our performance killed anyone.
But it killed our face.
mei mian zi
): Boo hoo.
I guessed they were to embarrassed to mention anything.

You know, everyone had PERFECT co-ordination.
He said do this...
And everyone does that.

What a failure.

Dear Fairy Godmother,

You've been a naughty naughty person, haven't you? You didn't grant me my BIG wish, so I'd expect a BIG Christmas present from you. I'm very very upset with you, coz you ain't nice to me. :( I've three wishes currently, and I hope you'll grant them. :)

ONE:
I want all unappreciative people banished from Earth. I don't like unappreciative people, I know you don't like unappreciative people too. You know there's this saying NO MAN OR WOMAN IS WORTH YOUR TEARS AND THE ONLY ONE WHO IS, WILL NEVER MAKE YOU CRY.
Of course, I haven't been crying, coz I've been a good girl, but some unappreciative person out there has been upsetting me, well, in fact, I bet that this unappreciative person has been upsetting many many people. She's a bad bad girl. And she's definitely not worth getting upset with.
You know what she does? When people lend her listening ears, she doesn't return them, you know. She's a naughty naughty person, right?
And that's not all, when people need to borrow at least one listening ear, she doesn't even care to lend them. How wicked. ):
She takes in 100% attention, and gives people 0%, and then she accuses people of gving her 0. I think she doesn't know about GIVE and TAKE. Well, I hope you'll imbue this pernently into her mind.
You know, she forgets what people do for her, but rather remembers what people did not do for her. I wonder how she remembers all the stuff the people did not do for her, coz there are actually gazillions of things that people are not able to do for her.
She must have a very good memory, or maybe she doesn't, coz if she has a very good memory, she could have remembered all the stuff that people did for her. Or maybe it's just unfortunate that she doesn't put her memory to good use.
I think you should help manipulate the capacity of her memory to everyone's advantage, so that she remembers what people do for her, instead of all the rubbish she keeps inside her head.
It's that sad, don't you think? The way she ruin things for nice people out there.
She gives that bochap look when people discuss general matters and she gets really enthusiatic when she starts on her own anecdotes which people bochap. So you see, she bochap things that people care, and care things that people bochap, and such things are usually her so-called beautiful anecdotes which will drag into her autobiographies.She doesn't care for masses, but only for herself. When people are eager to hear what generally happen to a large group of people, she'll cut that intersting story into a one-line summary, missing out all the details, making us go 'chey'.
She must LEARN TO BE FAIR. She must LEARN TO APPRECIATE OTHERS. She must LEARN TO CHERISH THOSE AROUND HER. She must LEARN TO CARE FOR OTHERS.
Now, my dear Fairy Godmother, I want you to do this. I want you to take back all the listening ears that she has stolen, and return them to the rightful owners. You must teach her proper manners. :)

Okay, so here's my SECOND wish:
I want my holiday to be a holiday.
What's a holiday without a holiday mood but cascades of holiday homework?
And why does holiday homework contain the word 'holiday' if there's work to be done?
Isn't it obvious that a holiday means a no school, no work day?
I really wonder the teachers like marking scripts. I believe they don't, but yet, they like giving us homework.
Such an irony.
Teachers are weird creatures. They seem to enjoy marking cascades of holiday homework to be marked and then they'll tell us, "you think we like marking those scripts? We're very busy people, you know."
Of course we know teachers are busy creatures, coz instead of choosing not to mark our scripts, they choose to give us holiday homework and extra scripts to mark.
Oh well, they like making things worse for themselves.
So my dear Fairy Godmother, I want you to banish holiday homework which will lighten the teacher's workload, and ours too, so that everyone will be living happily ever after. Please make our holiday a holiday. :D

And my THIRD and final wish:
Well... I wish for... Er... I wish that I'll have three more wishes from you so that I can store them for later use when the need comes. :D

From,
Your Mortal Goddaughter.

:)

*Let's boogey!*

Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka,
The amazing chocolatier.
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka,
Everybody give a cheer.
*Yippee!*

He's modest,clever, and so smart,
He barely can restrain it.
With so much generosity,
There's no way to contain it.
To contain it,
*Wow!*
To contain...
To contain...
To contain...

*Eww...*

Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka,
He's a genius who just can't beat.

The magician and the chocloate whiz.
*POP!*

"Chewing gum is so gross, Chewing gum I hate the most."

WILLY WONKA HERE HE IS!
*and he bangs into the glass of the glass elevator.*

Click here to view teaser trailer.

I like WIlly Wonka.
He's so funny.
And he's so cute. Waha.
And I like his perfect set of teeth. :D

I like his Everlasting Gobstoppers.
And his idea of er... Whip cream,
Cream that has been whipped with whips. :D HEH.

His chewing gum's interesting.
You get soup, roast beef with baked potato, crispy skin and butter, blueberry pie and ice cream and...
You turn into a blueberry. :)

I like his squirrels.
But I'm not as stupid as Veruca Salt to go and catch one,
Which would probably land me in the dumps as well.

I like them bloody,
I like them hot.
I like them freshest,
From the pot.

Overcook them and you find them tasteless, undercook them and you drink their blood, cook them just right and... and... well, you still drink their blood. And I like their juicy bloody insides.

Anyway, it's just cockles I'm talking about. Not cannibalism.

They are deliciouso, aren't they? I haven't had them in a long time until the feast yesterday.

I love cockles.
I love cockles.
I love cockles.